consumed in the past two months but that didn't keep some cyber chick from letting me know in no uncertain terms that I am overweight and have no balance. Where are these feelings of animosity coming from?? Well, I set up my Wii Fit, followed the directions to a tee, stepped on that little balancing jasper and knew I was in trouble when it sighed....yes it did - I heard it. Then it started processing my BMI which stands for body mass index which apparently I have too much of. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last tamale....and all it's friends .....and the last loaf of pumpkin bread, spiced pecans, chocolate candy, chili con queso.... need I go on?? Have I confessed enough??? Okay then, there was the guacamole dip.... with chips, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, ham, homemade rolls, and other goodies too numerous to mention. It is the holidays for crying out loud.....and I am. Not to worry, I have started a diet and plan on being ten pounds lighter by my 46th birthday which is January 27th.
This is my partner in crime. Don't let her size fool you. You can tell she was caught red handed!
After we got this horendous mess under control, she wanted to help her Mamaw try out the new wheelborrow.
Once again, she is more concerned with being fashionable than helpful. Oh well, since I am the one who is fat and unbalanced, it didn't hurt me to haul her around awhile.
After a long day of doing pretty much whatever she wanted, a bath is a must!! We just almost threw the baby out with the bath water. Lucky for her she's so cute.....
Well it's bedtime.....yeah she looks like she's ready to go to bed!! Mamaw is.....cause she's fat and unbalanced. I'll get over it...I'm not going to let some cyber chick ruin my day. I'll show her....just wait. Till next time, adios.
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I don't like cyber chicks. I don't like mindless machines that tell me I am fat, and unbalanced. I don't like this bloated feeling that I have had for the last several days. I don't like not being young and 20 something and being able to get into a size 7. I will never never see that size again. I must face reality. I am old. I am fat. And I am unbalanced in more ways then one.
I feel your pain....I think I will have some fudge.......
~M~
I've made today the official "I only like sweats day" I don't know if I could handle the Cyber Chick...I'm with RW, I feel like I'm so bloated...I'm sure it has nothing to do with the couple spoonfuls of cool whip I just snarfed down, the ice cream I wish I had etc.etc.
I have an idea! Let's run over that cyber chick with that wheelbarrow! Then bring that wheel barrow over here - I need to work off all those extra holiday calories too.
I love the picture of Karli in the sink! Too cute!
Oh! I thought I wanted one of those! I don't need someone else moaning at me when I moan every time I get my 30 pounds of overweight carcus out of bed! Down with the cyber chick!
Hi-just out blog hopping and I found my way here. I really enjoyed reading through your blog. By they way...I am in the same boat...STARTING tomorrow..I am on a strict diet!!!! Stop in and visit me sometime.
Happy New Year to you and your family!!
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